why?

[barbiegirl]

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something
off the ground and started to put it in her mouth.

I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.

"Why?" my daughter asked.

"Because it's been laying outside, you don't know where it's been, it's
dirty and probably has germs," I replied.

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and
asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?"

"Uh," I was thinking quickly, "All moms know this stuff.

It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a
Mommy." We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was
evidently pondering this new information.

"Oh, I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test, you have to
be the daddy."

"Exactly!," I replied back with a big smile on my face and joy in my
heart.

[rickeypadgett]

Hey barbie read the board rules please. It says you cant flame other people and clearly you are flaming guys. NO JUST KIDDING!!!! That was a good one I wasnt expecting that comment in the end. So I rated this a 5 star because it was very funny. Great Joke.

[dhatcher1]

"So if you don't pass the test, you have to
be the daddy."

Actually we are the smarter ones...

We have figured out that when we are told to do something we dont want to do, if we do it poorly enough, we will never be asked to do it again...

Also we create very low expectations, so if we do anything at all you will be pleasantly surprised...

Thats whats on the daddy test... :)

[Amphibianbeast]

Yup that was a great one. I enjoyed it. and also gave it 5 stars:-D