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DeckMaster
10-27-2005, 11:43 PM
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
The champire!

Which England player keeps up the fuel supply?
Paul gas coin!

Manager: I'll give you fifty pounds a week to start with and a hundred pounds a week in a year's time?
Young player: OK, I'll come back in a year's time!

Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom?
Captain: Well, it could have been worse.
Manager: How?
Captain: There could have been more teams in the league! :-D

Mr. Breeze
10-28-2005, 01:09 AM
A doctor gives a man two weeks to live. The man says he wants a second opinion. The doctor says and your ugly.
:-D