This Will Make U Wet Your Slef

[stephenconor]

Man Walks In 2 A Bar.....ouch :):):)

[ThaDonkey]

yeah...not wet :rolleyes: Stephen, you really need to come up with some better jokes.

[Fendoren]

Huh??? That makes no sense at all... ?

[dhatcher1]

Huh??? That makes no sense at all... ?
It implies he Literally walked into a bar (like the monkey bars in a playground maybe) and hurt himself...

Brits have a wierd sense of humor...

[williamp]

It implies he Literally walked into a bar (like the monkey bars in a playground maybe) and hurt himself...

Brits have a wierd sense of humor...

no he means that most ppl would think he walked into a pub to have a drink but he used the other meaning so it could mean he hurt himself in the bar so because everyone thinks he means into a pub it really means he walked into a metal bar

[stephenconor]

its just a joke my god


looks like i should have keeps qyiet lol

[darkstarter]

My girlfriend is out in the car
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her. When he looked inside the car, he saw the man's friend, Dave, and his girlfriend kissing one another. The bartender shook his head and walked back inside.

He told the drunk that he thought it might be a good idea to check on his girlfriend. The fellow staggered outside to the car, saw his buddy and his girlfriend kissing, then walked back into the bar laughing.

"What's so funny?" the bartender asked.

"That stupid Dave!" the fellow chortled, "He's so drunk, he thinks he's me!"

[ThaDonkey]

Two penguins walk into a bar...a third penguin says "You'd have thought the second one would have seen it."


Mourning Blonde
A blonde waitress goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, the bartender, concerned about all his employees' well being, asked sympathetically, "What's the matter?"

To which the blonde replies....."Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away."

The boss, feeling very sorry at this point, explains to the young girl. "Why don't you go home for the day.....we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest."

The blonde very calmly states......"No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here."

The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual...."If you need anything, just let me know."

Well, a few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde hysterically crying!! He rushes out to her, asking, "What's so bad now........are you gonna be ok??"

"No......" exclaims the blonde. "I just got a call from my sister. She told me that HER mom died too!!"



Drunken master
A guy walks into a bar and says, "Bartender give a shot." He takes the shot then looks in his pocket. "Bartender! Give another shot!" He takes the shot then looks in his pocket." He says "Bartender give another shot." He takes the shot then looks in his pocket.
The bartender says, "Why is it that after every shot do you look in your pocket?"

"I have a picture of my wife & when she look goods, I'll go home!"