optician

[sasori]

a woman walks into a store to return a pair of glasses she purchased for her husband a week ago
"what seems to be the problem madam?"
i'm returning these glasses i bought for my husband he's still not seeing things my way

[sasori]

a man walks into a bar looking sad. the bartender asks the man what he wants.the man says "oh just a beer" the bartender asks whats wrong the man said "my wife and i got into a fight and she said she wouldn't talk to me for a month". the bartender said" so whats wrong with that". the man said "well the months up tonight".: