darkstarter
04-23-2006, 06:15 PM
its kinda perverted but hilaious
so there was a woman pregnant with 3 children. 2 girls and 1 boy. A man shots her in the stomach 3 times. She was ok the doctor said loater in live they might pee or poop out a bullet.
13 years later- the girl goes to her mom and says she peed out a bullet the mom said thats ok.
5 minutes later- The second girl walks in and goes mom i pooped out a bullet the mom says thats ok.
10 mins later- The boy runns in yelling MOMMY MOMMY, and the mom goes did you pee out a bullet and he says no. The mom goes whats wrong he says "i was masturbating and shot the DOG"!!!!! LOL
so there was a woman pregnant with 3 children. 2 girls and 1 boy. A man shots her in the stomach 3 times. She was ok the doctor said loater in live they might pee or poop out a bullet.
13 years later- the girl goes to her mom and says she peed out a bullet the mom said thats ok.
5 minutes later- The second girl walks in and goes mom i pooped out a bullet the mom says thats ok.
10 mins later- The boy runns in yelling MOMMY MOMMY, and the mom goes did you pee out a bullet and he says no. The mom goes whats wrong he says "i was masturbating and shot the DOG"!!!!! LOL