barbiegirl
05-06-2006, 08:56 PM
George Bush meets with the Queen of England.
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> > > He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an
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> > > efficient government? Are there any tips you can give
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> > > to me?"
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> > > "Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is
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> > > to surround yourself with intelligent people."
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> > > Bush frowns. "But how do I know the people around me
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> > > are really intelligent?"
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> > > The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You
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> > > just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle." The
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> > > Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send
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> > > Tony Blair in here, would you?"
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> > >
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> > > Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, my Queen?"
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> > > The Queen smiles "Answer me this, please, Tony. Your
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> > > mother and father have a child. It is not your brother
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> > > and it is not your sister. Who is it?"
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> > > Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers,
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> > > "Well, your Majesty, that would be me."
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> > > "Yes, Very good," says the Queen.
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> > > Bush goes back home to ask **** ! Cheney, his Vice
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> > > President, the same question. "****, answer this for
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> > > me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not
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> > > your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"
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> > > "I'm not sure," says Cheney, "let me get back to you
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> > > on that one."
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> > >
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> > > Cheney goes to his Advisors and asks every one, but
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> > > none can give him an answer. Finally, he ends up in
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> > > the men's room and recognizes Colin Powell's shoes in
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> > > the next stall. Cheney shouts, "Colin! Can you answer
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> > > this for me?
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> > >
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> > > Your mother and father have a child and it's not your
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> > > brother or your sister. Who is it?"
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> > >
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> > > Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy. It's me!"
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> > >
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> > Cheney smiles, and says, "Thanks!"
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> > >
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> > > Then, Cheney goes back to speak with Bush. "Say, I did
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> > > some research and I have the answer to that riddle.
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> > > It's Colin Powell."
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> > >
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> > > Bush gets up, stomps over to Cheney and angrily yells
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> > > into his face,
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> > "No, you idiot! ! It's Tony Blair!"
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> > >
>
> > > He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an
>
> > > efficient government? Are there any tips you can give
>
> > > to me?"
>
> > >
>
> > > "Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is
>
> > > to surround yourself with intelligent people."
>
> > >
>
> > > Bush frowns. "But how do I know the people around me
>
> > > are really intelligent?"
>
> > >
>
> > > The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You
>
> > > just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle." The
>
> > > Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send
>
> > > Tony Blair in here, would you?"
>
> > >
>
> > > Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, my Queen?"
>
> > >
>
> > > The Queen smiles "Answer me this, please, Tony. Your
>
> > > mother and father have a child. It is not your brother
>
> > > and it is not your sister. Who is it?"
>
> > >
>
> > > Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers,
>
> > > "Well, your Majesty, that would be me."
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> > >
>
> > > "Yes, Very good," says the Queen.
>
> > >
>
> > > Bush goes back home to ask **** ! Cheney, his Vice
>
> > > President, the same question. "****, answer this for
>
> > > me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not
>
> > > your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"
>
> > >
>
> > > "I'm not sure," says Cheney, "let me get back to you
>
> > > on that one."
>
> > >
>
> > > Cheney goes to his Advisors and asks every one, but
>
> > > none can give him an answer. Finally, he ends up in
>
> > > the men's room and recognizes Colin Powell's shoes in
>
> > > the next stall. Cheney shouts, "Colin! Can you answer
>
> > > this for me?
>
> > >
>
> > > Your mother and father have a child and it's not your
>
> > > brother or your sister. Who is it?"
>
> > >
>
> > > Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy. It's me!"
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> > >
>
> > Cheney smiles, and says, "Thanks!"
>
> > >
>
> > > Then, Cheney goes back to speak with Bush. "Say, I did
>
> > > some research and I have the answer to that riddle.
>
> > > It's Colin Powell."
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> > >
>
> > > Bush gets up, stomps over to Cheney and angrily yells
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> > > into his face,
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> > "No, you idiot! ! It's Tony Blair!"