blonde joke

[mustangfury]

A blonde walks into a store that makes curtains. She says to the clerk, "I would like curtains the size of my computer screen. The clerk says, "Why the size of you computer screen?" The woman replies, "Because I've got windows!"

[Mr. Breeze]

A blonde applies for a job with the police dept. The desk seargant tells her ok all that's left are these three questions. What's 1 and 1 , 11 she says. Well, that's not the answere i was lookin' for but ok. What two days of the week start with T. Today and Tommorow she says. Well ok the seargant tells her. OK last question. Who shot Ahbraham Lincoln. she thought for a while and the cop said I tell ya what why don't you go home and think about it. So she leaves and she meets a freind on the street. How'd that interview go the freind asked? Great she said it's my first day and I'm on a murder case.
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[sealy]

a blonde walks into an electronic appliance store and the worker at the store tells her sorry we dont serve blondes. so she leaves the store, goes home and dyes her hair brown then returns to the store. she then goes up to the counter with her item and says to the assistant i would like to buy this t.v. the assistant says to her sorry we dont serve blondes, she asks how do you know that i am a blonde, and he replies, because thats a t.v :lol: