Fendoren
03-14-2006, 03:02 AM
A woman walking down the street notices a sign and stops to read it.
The sign reads...
"Welcome to the Husband Store. There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as you, the shopper, ascend to each floor. There is, however, a few rules... 1. You must be a woman and have never visited the store before. 2. You may chose any man from the floor you are on or go up to the next floor; but you can not go back down except to exit the store."
So, The woman goes into the Husband store to find a husband...
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
-- Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the lord.
The woman goes up to the next floor.
The second floor sign reads:
-- Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the lord, and love kids.
The woman continues her quest..
The third floor sign reads:
-- Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but continues on..
The fourth floor sign reads:
-- Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the lord, love kids, gorgeous, and help with the housework.
"Oh mecry me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it". But still, she goes on to the next floor.
The fifth floor sign reads:
-- Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the lord, love kids, gorgeous, help with the housework, and are romantic.
She is so tempted to stay, but she thinks to herself that the last floor must really be special. She climbs the final flight.
The sixth floor sign reads:
-- Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store and watch your step as you exit the building. Have a nice day! :)
--Disclaimer--
If this joke affends anyone I'm truely sorry. It was only done in fun and humor.
The sign reads...
"Welcome to the Husband Store. There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as you, the shopper, ascend to each floor. There is, however, a few rules... 1. You must be a woman and have never visited the store before. 2. You may chose any man from the floor you are on or go up to the next floor; but you can not go back down except to exit the store."
So, The woman goes into the Husband store to find a husband...
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
-- Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the lord.
The woman goes up to the next floor.
The second floor sign reads:
-- Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the lord, and love kids.
The woman continues her quest..
The third floor sign reads:
-- Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but continues on..
The fourth floor sign reads:
-- Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the lord, love kids, gorgeous, and help with the housework.
"Oh mecry me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it". But still, she goes on to the next floor.
The fifth floor sign reads:
-- Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the lord, love kids, gorgeous, help with the housework, and are romantic.
She is so tempted to stay, but she thinks to herself that the last floor must really be special. She climbs the final flight.
The sixth floor sign reads:
-- Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store and watch your step as you exit the building. Have a nice day! :)
--Disclaimer--
If this joke affends anyone I'm truely sorry. It was only done in fun and humor.