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sizza
03-24-2006, 06:23 PM
One day, a bear and a rabbit were walking and found a genie next to a lake. The genie said, you may both have 3wishes.

the bear went 1st and said "i wish all the bears in the country were girls"

the rabbit went and said "i wish i had a motorbike helmet"

the bear said "i wish all the bears in the universe were female"

the rabbit said "i wish i had a motorbike and all the safety gear for it"

the bear said "i wish all the bears in the world loved me"

the rabbit said "i wish the bear was gay"

and he rode off on his motorbike.