heres one for you all..

[ThaDonkey]

There were three women who were at the gynecologist having pre-natal checkups The doctor asked the first woman "in what position was the baby conceived ?"

"He was on top ", she replied.
"You will have a boy !" the doctor exclaimed.

The second woman was asked the same question.
"I was on top ", was the reply.
"you will have a baby girl. " said the doctor.

With this, the third women, a blonde, burst into tears.
"What's the matter ?" asked the doc.
"Am I going to have puppies ?".....

[Jamaya Storm]

That Is Sick!

[ThaDonkey]

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Man who finger girl having period get caught red handed.

Man who drop watch in toilet have sh*#@ time.

It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.